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Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2013.05.31 13:27:00 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:I think someone got ahold of some scissors and gave my avatar a really bad haircut. 
Wasn't me.
(snick)
Honest.
(snick snick) |

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Posted - 2013.05.31 13:29:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE |

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Posted - 2013.06.12 16:19:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:That could possibly be my alt 
I am Surfin's alt. Cant you tell by the hair color? |

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Posted - 2013.06.12 17:31:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:Well Surfin needs to get a macro mining legion setup somehow.... Also what does it say about me that when I bootup Eve I reflexively open Excel at the same time?... 
Tells me that you have the makings of a fine industrialist.
Is there something wrong with that? |

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Posted - 2014.06.03 13:11:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:Dani Dusette wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:It's okay. Dani's gender on there is finally corrected. He no longer needs to live in shame and embarrassment :3 This is obviously a clever ploy to get me naked. *waves 1 ISK chits* *waves 10 isk bills* Now, to get that personal loan from Laudenum.... Not happening. Go do something productive, baldy. |

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Posted - 2014.06.04 13:24:00 -
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Mizhir wrote:Rawr. Mr Mcnally got attitude now.  But I would suggest you to use other than the plain black shades. They look a bit too artificial.
Dont encourage him....
And stay out of GD, Random, you blockhead.
You have no reason to be posting there. |

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Posted - 2014.06.04 13:45:00 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Mizhir wrote:Rawr. Mr Mcnally got attitude now.  But I would suggest you to use other than the plain black shades. They look a bit too artificial.  Dont encourage him.... And stay out of GD, Random, you blockhead. You have no reason to be posting there. Nice shirt. Thanks Kate. I think you look incredible as well!  |

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Posted - 2014.06.04 13:46:00 -
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Webvan wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Mizhir wrote:Rawr. Mr Mcnally got attitude now.  But I would suggest you to use other than the plain black shades. They look a bit too artificial.  Dont encourage him.... And stay out of GD, Random, you blockhead. You have no reason to be posting there. no-no he's a he's a big boy now, he looks all armed and ready for GD  Some real fun to be had in there  Do you realize the greasy ring you leave in the shower unit at the end of the day??!!
His cleaning service charges the corporate account extra every time he posts there. |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.06.04 17:10:00 -
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Dont you have anything better to do than drool and ogle??
Go away. |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.07.22 14:27:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:I told myself....i would not get sucked back into the thread...just the chat...but my Starship trooper senses were sounding alarms...That, an the lack of glomps was depressing. *GLOMPS the Eros play list of Laglers. -Zimmy (Personal Doktor)  -Kate (an support personal}  -Laud (an money spender personal)  -Mizzy -Serrono Swift (welcome back late notice) -Rain7  -Evee -Candi (Euuuuuy Gurl) -Ria  -Gray (but wont see this) -Alice (but only if BP is not around) -Falcon (since their are 2, they will have to quiver in fear, not knowing which i refer too) -There really is too big a list to type out... -  (is Sekret code) NUCLEAR COUNTER-GLOMP!!! |
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Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:37:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Alpheias wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:um, morning.
i didn't sleep well at all last night, and i have tai-chi tonight.
i'm gonna be falling asleep /o\ Stop thinking of me then. It prevents you from getting any sleep. Can confirm this is an issue.  That an Laud... :blush:
Well then, you need to settle down with some wine and i'll tell you a saucy little tale that will have you grabbing for the minithorax.  |

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Posted - 2014.08.04 11:28:00 -
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Pepper Swift wrote:Kellie Dusette wrote:Red for hair, so funny.
Dont diss the redheads.. cuz all redheads come with soul stealing lvl 5 Some of us have the advanced skill trained.  |

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Posted - 2014.08.04 15:49:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Hmm what to do. Me? 
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Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.08.13 12:12:00 -
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Hoshi Karasawa wrote:alts aren't to be trusted. i should know. concur. |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.08.13 12:32:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Pepper Swift wrote:Seriously.. its good to see new faces.. :).. not that Im bored of the old posters.. honest :) Yes, but Laudenum looks like a former girlfriend I had IRL. It's an uncanny likeness. It's off putting. I don't know whether I want to jump in bed with her or run away as quickly as I can. One of those choices will need to be conducted in a different thread.
The other, I'll laugh manically at you. I'll let you decide which is which.  |

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Posted - 2014.09.03 16:26:00 -
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Nirati Anturasi wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:Nirati Anturasi wrote:Eliana Eros wrote:Nirati Anturas wrote: i miss u
GÖÑ you *Glomp GÖÑ new portrait new portrait has boobs. Eli and I have date tonight and tomorrow night. U can hang with her Fri nite, kk? It appears that I've been replaced. Eliana, which lawn would you like me to leave your stuff on? |

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Posted - 2014.09.04 15:52:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Omg new avatar  Um....idk if thats an offer or what...since i certainly would not have wrote that. However, if u receive a distress signal from my tower, an happen to be the only one that can decihper it do to spreadsheet jargon...an happen to find your way there...an can keep sekrets from Laud...or invite her...then maybe.   O.o
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Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.11 17:04:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Eliana Eros wrote:Hmmmm, imagine ............Gray rolling around naked in Randoms money then. Surely Gray does not have the same effect on you? Or Does his Fabulous infect even you? Thanks Eros, much better. Of course Gray's fabulousness affects me like everyone else, but an image of him naked in money is less scary than an image of a naked Laud in money. That probably says too much about me tbh, but Laud scares me. If she ever spoke to me directly, I'd melt. Sorry I'm late, had to throw on a robe after rolling in ....
Oh, hello Scipio. Baby, you have nothing to be afraid of. Unless you've replaced me with someone else. Then I will return to you, in your dreams, and I will introduce such pleasures and pains that will drive you mad with desire. Your conscious mind will beg me to stop even though your body demands me to continue. You will scream. You will cry. And when I finish, you will ache for me to return.
Call me!
Now, to Evemail Random back and thank him for bringing this to my attention. |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.11 17:18:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:Eliana Eros wrote:Hmmmm, imagine ............Gray rolling around naked in Randoms money then. Surely Gray does not have the same effect on you? Or Does his Fabulous infect even you? Thanks Eros, much better. Of course Gray's fabulousness affects me like everyone else, but an image of him naked in money is less scary than an image of a naked Laud in money. That probably says too much about me tbh, but Laud scares me. If she ever spoke to me directly, I'd melt. Sorry I'm late, had to throw on a robe after rolling in .... Oh, hello Scipio. Baby, you have nothing to be afraid of. Unless you've replaced me with someone else. Then I will return to you, in your dreams, and I will introduce such pleasures and pains that will drive you mad with desire. Your conscious mind will beg me to stop even though your body demands me to continue. You will scream. You will cry. And when I finish, you will ache for me to return. Call me! Now, to Evemail Random back and thank him for bringing this to my attention. *Captures Laud and Pirate carrys away, making Yar noises.  *giggles seductively* |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.15 15:36:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Pepper Swift wrote:Jace Sarice wrote:About time I start nearing 10k. I am terrible at forum games. It should not take six months to get 10k. i got 20k in 6 months.. then 20 more k in 2 months All i see here is proof you steal my likes. not even 30 k in 2+ years. #foreveralone *but Laud can come *blush*
You promised not to tell... |
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Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.16 11:34:00 -
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*smiles wickedly from the shadows* |

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Posted - 2014.09.16 11:43:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Random McNally wrote:Now, if you meant "give it a go" to be drinking tea? I'll be calling Laud in to have an intimate talk with you. You do have health insurance, right? Um. I'll just go sit over there in the corner....  Won't say a word from now on. You have a good day sir. ::looks around sheepishly for any sign::e. ****, ****, ****. Closes eyes. What I can't see won't hurt me. What I can't see won't hurt me. What I can't see won't hurt me. *snuggles up close to Scipio*
Don't worry, baby. I wont let the scary bald man hurt you.
*bites and tugs gently on Scipio's lower lip* |

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Posted - 2014.09.16 14:50:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Pepper Swift wrote:Scips. Cooffee tomoorow pls I drink coffee everyday, but IRC was on some weird tea stuff tonight. Leaves, I don't know what they were, but they...well there's a whole new mat hatter's tea party thread happening. A tea party? I can think of a couple of other party's that could be more entertaining.
*slides an arm around Eliana's waist* |

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Posted - 2014.09.16 15:44:00 -
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*voice from the CQ closet*
Random!! Damnit, open the door and let me out!!
*fist pounding on the door* |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.17 15:55:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Mizhir wrote: No tear extraction?
Oh dear, I was about to go into GD mode but instead I will meekly ask Miztress for permission to glomp. You may glomp. GÖÑ ATOMICNINJAPILEDRIVERGLOMP!!!
My work here is done. |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.17 16:03:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Eliana Eros wrote:Sibyyl wrote:Mizhir wrote: No tear extraction?
Oh dear, I was about to go into GD mode but instead I will meekly ask Miztress for permission to glomp. You may glomp. GÖÑ Shall glomp you*looks around* But please don't speak for Miztress again or I will have to add you to her corpse library. Thanks! Acceotts glomp as Laud has not helped me off floor yest anyways. C'mon sweetie, up you go. |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.17 16:10:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote: C'mon sweetie, up you go.
GÖÑ see you are a sour patch kid. I'm not exactly sure what that means. 
Does that mean I get to glomp you again? |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.17 16:15:00 -
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Carmen Electra wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Eliana Eros wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote: C'mon sweetie, up you go.
GÖÑ see you are a sour patch kid. I'm not exactly sure what that means.  Does that mean I get to glomp you again? I think Eli wants you to do things to her that you also do to sour patch kids  You mean...
buy packages of them, unwrap them slowly and caress them delicately with my hands. Raise them to my lips and slowly wrap my mouth around it before I spit it out cause I hate sour candy? |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.24 11:12:00 -
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Katsu Kho wrote:GINGERS RULE Oh, I like this one. |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.29 15:49:00 -
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Eliana Eros wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote: She came like a thief in the night!
Quiet and sneaky, but intense.
Huehuehue
I do beleive you made a naughty reference. @Tilde Thanks...however now i need to acquire a 5th, because even numbers are awkward to me. GÖÑ GLOMP!!!
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Posted - 2014.09.29 17:33:00 -
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Will you do me next?
I mean cosplay...
*blush* |

Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.09.29 17:37:00 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Alas, I cannot access your sunglasses. Apparently too much light is not a problem for the Dark Amarr. mmkay....
*sniffle* |

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Posted - 2014.10.03 11:16:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:Tyra Falco wrote:* Glomps Tilde  * Glomps Tyra *Glomps Scipio...  Uh...wait. Morning LAGLeers o/ Got to get all my coffee induced posting done right away as I feel I'll be away from my office today. Seems that when the temps hit 40ish degrees F, people want heat. So, I suppose I should get my boilers back together.  Damn you, Random. You took my glomp....
Oh wait, Scipio is above me. Just how I like it. |

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Posted - 2014.10.03 11:24:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Damn you, Random. You took my glomp....
Oh wait, Scipio is above me. Just how I like it. * Sudden sense of nervousness bolts through my body. Not sure whether to glomp you or run away. Why am I walking towards you? How do you do this to me Laud? I am your siren, Scipio. I call and you must come to me.
I intend to whisper things...
and, Shut up, Random. Ruin things much? |

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Posted - 2014.10.10 13:20:00 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:Eurydia Vespasian wrote:good morning. i want the next 9 hours over...now.  Eevee is ginger! \o/ Morning. What's with this ginger craze? In homage to Alice.
Besides, ginger is the new smexy.
I endorse this product. |

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Posted - 2014.10.10 14:47:00 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:What's with this ginger craze? In homage to Alice. Besides, ginger is the new smexy. I endorse this product. Kate, just look at Laud. There is the explanation for the ginger craze right there. Laud send me into craze every time she appears. Well, aren't you the charmer!!
*peck on the cheek*
Nothing quite like a crazed man.  |

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Posted - 2014.10.21 14:07:43 -
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Anslo wrote:does LAGL do AARs? When they were nearly 3 mil a pop, I sold a LOT of them.  |

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Posted - 2014.10.23 16:37:31 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote:Ingrid Gylden wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:But also don't forget that Kate is mah spacewife. Hands off. :3 Don't worry, hands are off. I like macho men. Hands off Scipio, in that case. Also, welcome to LAGL. Hear that, Scipio? You're not allowed to touch me. Ever.
That makes me sad..... |

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Posted - 2014.10.23 16:47:44 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Yusssss, time to buy a Vengeance.
Wait, Zimmeh, you build AFs, don't you? If Zimmeh is too busy, let me know. I can build them as well. |

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Posted - 2014.10.23 16:49:05 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Tilde Duchateau wrote:Ingrid Gylden wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:But also don't forget that Kate is mah spacewife. Hands off. :3 Don't worry, hands are off. I like macho men. Hands off Scipio, in that case. Also, welcome to LAGL. Hear that, Scipio? You're not allowed to touch me. Ever. That makes me sad..... Oh, if he wants to touch you, I can't stop him. But if I want touch him? Run my fingers through his hair, lightly run my nails across his chest? |
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Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2014.10.23 17:03:11 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote: He is bald and has a metal plate on his head. I think we're not talking about the same person, so knock yourself out.
I'm sorry Scipio, I'll have to shave you and have a metal plate installed in your head.
*turns a sultry look, eyes smoldering*
But I promise you'll love it.... |

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Posted - 2014.10.27 13:26:50 -
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Random McNally wrote: Ok, I must have blown past this too quickly in my rush to like. What are the "OFFICIAL" rules for this? I have to agree with DMC on this, one entry. If we can hammer out some official rules, I'll gladly participate.
I'm sure Laud would be willing to donate a prize to this.
O.O
*grumble grumble*
I'll throw in a Character ReSculpt and 100 mil.
*stop volunteering me for stuff, Random. Otherwise, the wallet is closed and you're on your own.* |

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Posted - 2014.10.27 16:29:43 -
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Thats it, McNally.
Only action you'll be getting will be in the "what if you woke up" thread.
Enjoy poverty. |

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Posted - 2014.10.27 16:34:24 -
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Operative word is "if". That would also require you to get off your lazy a** and make some isk and not suck off the corporate teat.
I wont be holding my breath.  |

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Posted - 2014.10.27 17:04:28 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Quote:Laud will still donate. I'll make her do it.  Oh boy. Does that mean some one on one contact with Laud. I don't know if I can handle it. I might just totally melt. Dont worry, hon. I'll contribute...since I was volunteered. You have nothing to worry about from me.  For every isk I donate to the contest, I'll take it out of Random's sorry a**. |

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Posted - 2014.10.31 03:06:45 -
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Scipio....I have tried to make a snapshot for the contest but cannot figure out how to take the picture. I know it sounds crazy...but.
Once my portrait updates, if you can use that for the submission, I'd appreciate it.
Otherwise...ah well.
(and I cannot wait to change it back to my ginger self.) |

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Posted - 2014.10.31 03:11:19 -
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NN all
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Posted - 2014.10.31 03:13:12 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Scipio....I have tried to make a snapshot for the contest but cannot figure out how to take the picture. I know it sounds crazy...but. Oh Lord. Laud's entering. All three of my votes will go straight to you (if I could). No problems. As soon as it updates, I'll capture the portrait from here and upload it. Then we should be good to go. PS. Ginger Laud. Best Laud (who am I kidding. Any form of Laud is the best) I dont think you will find the submission Laud appealing.
Honestly, I cannot wait to scrub my face and go back to ginger. also have a resculpt that I intend to use for a litte nip and tuck
NN my LAGL lovlies. |

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Posted - 2014.10.31 20:44:54 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Random McNally wrote:Falken Falcon wrote:Shameless quote of the shameless plug for Scipio's excellent Halloween portrait contest, please go cast your votes! Shameless quote of the shameless plug for Scipio's excellent Halloween portrait contest, please go cast your votes! Not mine. LAGL's excellent Halloween portrait contest. If you haven't cast a vote yet, I'll add a timer up today to let you know how long to go. Scipio sweetie, I hope you dont mind but I couldnt maintain the demented clown look any longer. I've decided to go back to my more original look, but with a new hair do.
Hope you like it when you see me.  |

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Avio Yaken wrote:Good day TLAGL thread o/
In honor of the new update for eve and DUST 514 I am offering a challenge to you all
Mail me a joke about the new EVE update or DUST 514 update
Best one will win a free faction jacket of their choosing (Caldari, Gallnte, Amarr or Minnie) o/
:D
(Sorry im trying to spend isk and make people smile :x) Minerva and Rhea were walking down the lane chattering when Rhea turned to her friend.
"Did you hear that Phoebe purchased assault weaponry to clean her house?" Rhea asked. "To clean her house?!" Minerva exclaimed "Good heavens, why?" "I hear her Dust Bunnies are killers."
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Posted - 2014.11.11 12:23:54 -
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Morning LAGL. I'm sporting a new look. Anyone think it's ok? |

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Posted - 2014.11.13 12:13:31 -
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Violet Crumble wrote:Hengle Teron wrote:when did ever alts have opinions ? I have opinions. Like Scipio is an idiot (on second thought that might not be an opinion. It's just fact). If I could, I'd sneak into his CQ while he is asleep and castrate him. Keep your talk up Hengle and you'll be next. I can sympathize. My situation is very similar...
*looks at Random* |

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Posted - 2014.11.13 12:15:21 -
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See what I mean?  |

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Posted - 2014.11.13 12:27:27 -
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You are one more smartass comment away from being known as Gelding McNally.
Push that button. I dare you. |

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Posted - 2014.11.14 12:15:07 -
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It's true. Getting a bowhead bpo makes me warm and purring. |

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Posted - 2014.12.02 18:27:03 -
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No, that would be Bowhead, you knothead. |

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Posted - 2014.12.03 14:37:35 -
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RoAnnon wrote:I'm usually only a sucker for redheads. Guess this time I was a sucker for a brunette. Must be time to bring you back to the fold.  |

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Posted - 2014.12.15 15:47:00 -
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Tilde Duchateau wrote:Scipio Artelius wrote:Ragnar Severasse wrote:mr ed thehouseofed wrote:o/  The Austrailian hostage situation was on the news this morning. Still on going. 2:15 am here now. Speaking of 2:15 am, time for the young prince to sleep. Yes, by young prince I meant you, Scip. Oh, I could help him sleep....
Not right away, of course.  |

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Posted - 2014.12.29 16:31:21 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Random McNally wrote:I had a bit of a scare this last weekend. Was flying my Fenrir through the Niarja pipe empty when I was set upon by bumpers. They asked for ransom and I was fortunate to stall them into finding a tastier target.
Was a Vindi/Mach duo. Not sure if they were willing to sacrifice them or if they could dps me out in time to avoid Concord. I will say that I'm no longer going speed fit on my Fenrir. I always use my links alt to web Violet into warp when she's flying through highsec in her Anshar. Makes the trip a touch quicker and more difficult for bumpers. If you ever need someone to web you and provide a bit of HP buff from leadership skills, let me know. Thanks hon!
Normally I fly wingman for the freighter but I was busy getting my hair done and my nails painted. Spa's.....sigh!
Next time, I wont be so lazy. I could build another freighter easily enough, but for heavens sake, why? |

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Posted - 2015.01.08 17:12:48 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Vendo Victory (my favourite) RoAnnon wrote:Bowling is much harder to score when you're sober...
Same with Pool and Darts. Been a long time since I played either, but they are always easier drunk. Just who were you modelling that picture after? I'm intrigued.... |
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Laudenum Hayes
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Posted - 2015.02.13 12:23:16 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Vector Symian wrote:Oh LAWDY  I'll say. But it's is Laud, not Lawd. She's hot. o/ all. Back from crapping up GD the last couple of days. Need to take a shower now. *bites lower lip*
Is that an invitation? |

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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:21:01 -
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Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:I want to give Blessed Thanks to everyone who supported me in this horrific event in my life of having to live without my personal body slave for a week. Your kindness and your love and understanding will be remembered by the Amarrian empire as we crush our enemies out of existence.
And for those handing flyers to my slaves to get them to revolt, may your soul burn in everlasting fire from a Vengeful God, and may you realize your Satan Spawned Error as the power and might of Our Loving Empress Jamyl Who Wields the Flaming Sword of Righteousness crushes your evil wretchedness from the spaceways of New Eden forever.
In other words, no shoes for you.
Why, thank you, Gaellia!
I do believe that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
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Posted - 2015.04.08 11:21:53 -
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Scipio Artelius wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Why, thank you, Gaellia!
I do believe that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
Oh Lord... I mean, oh Laud! Looking at your new portrait, I need to sit down. Oh, you noticed. :blush:
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Posted - 2015.05.20 17:24:53 -
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I wouldn't have to liquidate much to outbid you both.
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Posted - 2015.05.20 17:27:20 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:yeah, go on, rub in my space poorness. We are both Matari.
I'd share.  |
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